{"product_id":"newsflash-that-is-above-my-pay-grade","title":"Newsflash That Is Above My Pay grade","description":"Lightweight, durable, and unmistakably sassy — this printed tote brings a pop of color and personality to everyday errands. A cheerful meadow scene frames a feisty cartoon seagull with the text: “Mama raised a complainer, not a quitter. I’ll do it, but you’re gonna hear about it.” The vibrant all-over print keeps its bright look on the 100% polyester body that resists stretching and dries fast after a rainy commute. Boxed corners give extra room for groceries, notebooks, or beach-day essentials, while reinforced stitching on the handles and black seamless inner thread add reliable strength and a clean finish. Choose from multiple handle colors and three sizes to suit how you carry your day. This tote fits into moments when you want to show a little humor and honest attitude — from school runs to market mornings and casual outings with friends.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% polyester body — strong, shape-retaining, quick-drying fabric\u003cbr\u003e- Reinforced handle stitching for added durability under load\u003cbr\u003e- Boxed corners for extra interior space and better structure\u003cbr\u003e- Seamless black inner stitching with transparent hem thread for a neat look\u003cbr\u003e- Available in 3 sizes with 5 handle-color options and non-woven laminate interior\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"13\" × 13'' \/ Black","offer_id":49175450550426,"sku":"23898607701830462582","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"13\" × 13'' \/ Red","offer_id":49175450583194,"sku":"62712899685461053885","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"13\" × 13'' \/ White","offer_id":49175450615962,"sku":"15816534042364557175","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"13\" × 13'' \/ Beige","offer_id":49175450648730,"sku":"17071343520189400931","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"13\" × 13'' \/ Navy","offer_id":49175450681498,"sku":"12772074423387858159","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0754\/3848\/9754\/files\/13829859172870447958_2048.jpg?v=1788489433","url":"https:\/\/mrgooseshop.com\/products\/newsflash-that-is-above-my-pay-grade","provider":"The Goose Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}